Mark Cunningham

They told her she had a limited personality, and she said that’s the whole point of personality. We told him he shouldn’t feel too slighted: most kidnappers have ulterior motives. When I said I had two obsessions, she told me to get back in touch when I was ready for serious commitment. Turns out the billboard slogan Your life. Your style. Your way. was for a funeral home.

Mark Cunningham's latest moment of fame and glory is a chapbook, Alphabetical Basho, published by Beard of Bees. 71 Leaves, an e-book from BlazeVox, is free to anyone curious enough to Google it.

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